Winning Writing

Stanford GSB's Course on Professional Writing

Glenn Kramon · Winter 2025

6
Sessions
11
Cold-Call Rules
4
Guest Speakers
25+
Model Letters
120+
Flashcards

Course at a Glance

The essential frameworks from every session, distilled into visual learnings you can reference anytime.

There are two kinds of critics in life: those who criticize you because they want you to fail, and those who criticize you because they want you to succeed. And people can smell the difference a mile away.

— Tom Friedman, as quoted by Glenn Kramon

The Basics

Know your audience. Kill jargon. Use strong verbs. B.L.U.F. — Bottom Line Up Front. The word "currently" is forbidden.

Foundation
📨

Cold-Call Letters

11 rules to be 1 in a million, not 1 of a million. Lead with what they don't know. Use "Like you." The Nardwuar Method.

Outreach
🎬

Personal Stories

Warmth + Competence. Be cinematic. Use dialog. The Abercrombie sweatshirt story. Start with the most dramatic scene.

Narrative

Pitching

Josh Constantine's 3-part formula: Problem, Solution, Why You. Target the specific reporter. Offer an exclusive.

Guest: Josh Constantine
📰

Media Relations

Build relationships with journalists before you need them. The tennis match analogy. Never say "no comment" or "it won't happen again."

Guest: Andrew Ross Sorkin
🎤

Speeches & Keynotes

Steve Jobs' iPhone launch: simplicity, humor, no jargon. Oprah's cinematic details. The 3 S's: Story + Statistics + Solutions.

Stage
😄

Humor

Self-deprecating wins. George Carlin on airport language. Corporate Bro jargon parodies. "Vinnie from the Bronx."

Comedy
📝

Feedback & Gratitude

Say what you like, then what you'd like. Be cinematic in gratitude notes. Show, don't tell, why someone mattered.

Leadership
📢

Opinion Pieces

Choose an argument, not a topic. "What makes me mad?" Nick Kristof from South Sudan. Your unique angle matters most.

Influence
💼

LinkedIn & Jargon

Rachel Conrad: Your "About Me" is the single most high-value paragraph in your career. Kill: leverage, synergize, drive, deliverables.

Guest: Rachel Conrad

I'm a professional weight lifter, but my weights are words.

— Glenn Kramon, LinkedIn About Me

The Basics

Four fundamental rules that apply to every piece of writing you'll ever do — plus the forbidden words Glenn will punish you for.

1

Know Your Audience

What result do I want? How can I persuade the reader to help me achieve it? Write for the "intelligent generalist" — the least knowledgeable member of your audience. If your grandma wouldn't understand it, rewrite it.

2

Boil It Down

If you boiled it down to one phrase, sentence, or paragraph — what would it say? The shorter, the better.

"I think you need to be prepared for the possibility of a market crash" → "Prepare for a market crash."
"Let me know if you're interested and we can go from there" → "Are you in?"
3

Write as You Speak

Avoid jargon. Say it to a friend, then write it as you said it. George Carlin nailed it: airports say "the boarding process" — it's just "boarding." They say "pre-board" — which means getting on before you get on.

4

Get to the Point — Fast (B.L.U.F.)

Bottom Line Up Front. Glenn critiqued the Stanford president's email about a hiring freeze — the announcement was buried at the bottom. It should have been the first sentence.

🚫 Forbidden Words & Phrases

Glenn enforces escalating punishments for using the word "currently" — from warnings to double-secret probation to watching a scary movie. Other forbidden phrases include:

currently I hope you are well going forward moving forward as I said as I mentioned reach out circle back touch base

Why "going forward" is banned: future tense already implies forward. "We will improve security going forward" = "We will improve security." The last two words are dead weight.

⚒ Dangling Modifiers

Watch Where Your Modifiers Land
Wrong
"As an HBS professor, I'm hoping you can help me..."

(This says YOU are the HBS professor)
Right
"As an HBS professor, you have shaped how leaders think about strategy..."

(Now the modifier correctly refers to THEM)

💪 Strong Verbs Beat Adverbs

Weak (Adverb)
"incredibly smart"
"extremely important"
"negatively affect"
"walking slowly"
"tragically, the train derailed"
Strong (Verb)
"brilliant"
"crucial"
"harm"
"strolling"
"the train derailed" — we know it's tragic

Glenn's favorite strong verbs: amplify, batter, cower, mimic, sparkle, yank

📚 Writer's Block Tips

Move Your Body

Jog, walk, hike. Physical movement unlocks creative thinking.

Wake an Hour Earlier

Write when the world is quiet and your mind is fresh.

Change Locations

A new environment sparks new perspectives.

Pretend It's an Email

Can't write a memo? Pretend you're writing an email to a friend explaining the same thing.

Start in the Middle

Don't get stuck on the opening. Write the part you know, then backfill.

Read It Aloud

If you stumble reading it, your reader will too. Your ear catches what your eye misses.

Use the Miniskirt (or Speedo) Rule: Make it long enough to cover the basics, but short enough to keep it interesting.

— Glenn Kramon

Cold-Call Email Rules

Show you're special — 1 in a million, not 1 of a million. 11 rules with real examples from class.

Glenn's father got a job during the Depression by saying to the interviewer: "I can't imagine how hard it must be to interview starving, desperate men all day." Empathy made him 1 in 100.

— Glenn Kramon, Session 3
1

Know the Person (The Nardwuar Method)

Research them deeply. React to something they've written. Glenn showed a video of rapper interviewer Nardwuar, who knows obscure facts about artists who are initially hostile — then completely wins them over. That's the gold standard of "know your audience."

Student example (LVMH CIO pitch): Right length, no BS, specific about their work. Glenn's note: write in French if they're French, and offer a demo.
2

Be Who You Are

If you're not, you're fooling yourself as well as the recruiter. The "money slide" for any interaction is the combination of warmth + competence. You need both.

The Money Slide formula: "By the time I left, I'd taken the company from $X to $2M/year" (competence) + "I was more comfortable interacting with exotic animals at the company picnic petting zoo than any other employee" (warmth).
3

Lead With Something They Don't Know

Don't begin with flattery about how they've "transformed the industry." They know that. Begin with what YOU can do for THEM.

Before: "Dear Mr. Bezos, you've transformed industry after industry..."
After: "I can help Alexa help patients receive personalized follow-up care. Stanford MD/MBA."
4

Name Drop (Wisely)

Mention someone you both know and respect. Better yet, have that someone introduce you.

"Herb Grossback suggests I contact you..." — A name in the first sentence changes everything.
5

"Like You" — The Two Most Important Words

Draw a parallel between yourself and the recipient. These two words create an instant bond.

Mo Shafi: "Like you, I've decided to pursue my grad studies in the US. As you know, Arab weddings are big and beautiful."

Goldman Sachs pitch: "Like you at Goldman, I'm finally considered the in-house communist at Stanford Business School."
6

Make Them Smile

Tell a story that will make them laugh. Even one sentence of humor puts you in the top 1%.

The Obama Letter: A student who physically resembles Obama packed the email with "like you" parallels and self-deprecating humor, creating a vivid, memorable pitch.

Emily to Baroness Lane Fox: "PS: My miniature dachshund Olive contributes nothing to sustainability beyond trying to eat my recycling."
7

Pick a Lane

Don't cover everything on your resume. Give one compelling example. Pick a motif and carry it through the entire email.

Amadeus to Richard Branson: Used a swimming/water motif throughout: "Two years ago, I was staring at Necker Island from a cliff... What if I swim there?... If that sounds good, when's best for me to swim over?" One lane, carried beautifully.
8

Confident, Not Arrogant

Sweet spot between humility and overconfidence. If in doubt, have a friend read it first.

Glenn's Rose Bowl example: A cow once escaped at the Rose Bowl. The rancher nearby was confident, not arrogant: "I'll handle it." He didn't say "I'm the greatest cow wrangler alive."
9

Keep It Short & Small Ask

Make your ask as small and specific as possible. Make it easy to say yes. Under 200 words.

Student Strava CEO pitch feedback: "This is a great personal connection — but you need to convert it from a fan letter into an ask. What do you actually want?"
10

Offer Something in Return

Maybe you know something, or someone, they don't. Create reciprocity.

11

Check for Accuracy — Twice

If you write to "Mark Andreesen at Sequoia" instead of the right name and firm, don't expect an answer.

🏆 Model Cold-Call Emails from Class

Leaf's Bonobos Email

Pants puns woven throughout. Used ChatGPT for brainstorming + personal journals for voice. Glenn called it a model of how to use AI.

"Signing off with the confidence of a guy in his first pair of Bonobos."
Best Use of AI

Claude/Anthropic Meta Email

A student congratulated Anthropic on launching Claude using Claude itself to brainstorm ideas — delightfully meta.

Creative

Nigella Lawson Banana Bread

Concise, warm, referenced her specific work. Mentioned having 1 million followers — offered something in return.

Concise

Kubernetes + Rajasthan

"Like you, I'm from Rajasthan and made my way to Silicon Valley." Perfect use of Rule 5.

Rule 5 Mastery

Emily to Baroness Lane Fox

"A decade of delayed courage." Perfect PS with a dog joke. Glenn said it was one of the best he'd seen.

Courage

🚀 The Heavy Artillery: When Emails Fail

The Cameo Technique

Julia Kapoor at Slack sent multiple emails to a prospect — no response. She then paid for a Cameo video from a telenovela star the prospect loved. He replied within minutes. Sometimes you need to go beyond email.

Also: Ed Cardbook's "selfie technique" — asking a billionaire for a selfie created a personal connection that turned into a business relationship.

Make your ask as easy to do as possible. Read it through from the eyes of the recipient.

— Heidi Roizen

Telling Stories About Yourself

Your goal: Make someone want to have a beer with you — AND hire you. That's warmth + competence.

Rachel Conrad & Glenn Kramon · Sessions 4 & 6

Warmth + Competence

Two choices for your story: (1) your messiest situation and what you learned, or (2) your most satisfying accomplishment and the lesson. Either way, you need both warmth and competence.

Framework

Be Cinematic

Use dialog, describe the scene, use short sentences for tension. "Picture your favorite movie scene. Describe it in words. That's what you want."

Technique

Say "We" for Success, "I" for Mistakes

Credit the team for wins. Take personal responsibility for errors. CEOs value humility and team players.

Adam Bryant

Start With the Most Dramatic Scene

Don't start chronologically. The Zuckerberg red-lining story: start with the drama, then backfill context.

Structure

Use Analogies

Make complex ideas click instantly with a comparison everyone understands.

Cannabis industry: "Think of it like an apple. When you go to a grocery, you don't just buy apples, you buy Granny Smith or Fuji." Immediately clear.
Clarity

Write for the Intelligent Generalist

No jargon. Use yourself and people you know as characters. If the least knowledgeable person in the room wouldn't understand it, simplify.

Audience

🎬 Real Stories from Class

The Abercrombie Sweatshirt Story (Abby Matheson)

"On December 24, Abercrombie sells one sweatshirt every two seconds. 45,000 in 24 hours. It was my job to get these sweatshirts sewn, shipped and delivered."

The crisis: "I had zero sweatshirts made."

The dialog: "I'm in trouble... We can't get the order out."

The decision: "Lose the pockets." (Cutting pockets saved enough time to make the deadline.)

The result: "On Christmas day, there were only two left in all of North America."

Why it works: Cinematic, uses dialog, shows teamwork ("we"), has a crisis + resolution, and a satisfying ending. Glenn called this a masterclass in storytelling.

Joe Barreto's Superhero Story

Saw a man sitting on a roof dreaming of working with computers. Discovered 300 unfilled tech positions inside the building below. Founded PowerTech, trained 4,000+ "Donovans." Won a CNN award.

Structure: Dramatic opening → discovery → mission → scale of impact.
Session 6

The Card-Counting Story

Originally told chronologically. Glenn restructured it to lead with the most exciting element:

"We were two scantily clad 20-somethings drinking at the gambling table. Casino operators liked us for more than our looks. They figured we were suckers. In fact, we were card counters."
Restructured

Ralph the Tow Truck Driver

A cinematic story about real estate investment class. Glenn used it to show how vivid, surprising characters make any topic interesting.

Session 4

Don't believe everything you think.

— Lauren Weinstein, TED Talk (elephant rope metaphor: baby elephants are tied to a rope they can't break free from. As adults, they could easily break it — but they've stopped trying.)

Pitching

From elevator pitches to journalist pitches to VC decks — frameworks from Josh Constantine (Signal Fire, ex-TechCrunch) and Glenn Kramon.

Josh Constantine · Signal Fire VC · Session 5

🎯 The 3-Part Pitch Formula

1. Problem

What's broken? Make the pain vivid and specific. The audience should nod and think "yes, I've felt that."

2. Solution

What do you do? In plain English. No jargon. Show, don't tell. Include a real example user.

3. Why You

Why are you uniquely qualified? Superhero origin story. Endorsements. Momentum. Customer numbers.

Uber — The Gold Standard Problem Description

You stand on the sidewalk. You call a taxi phone number. You hope they show up. The driver takes the wrong route. You need cash. You don't know how much to tip. Then: one tap and a car comes to you.

The problem is so vivid, the solution almost announces itself.

📝 Pitching to Journalists (Josh's Rules)

🏆 Model Pitches from Class

Facebook's Original Pitch Deck

Extreme simplicity. No jargon. Just the compelling fact:

"Classes are being skipped. Work is ignored. Students are spending hours in utter fascination."
Simplicity

Free Will (DIY Wills)

Linked to a bigger trend of DIY estate planning. The news hook unlocked NYT coverage.

News Hook

Synapse (Airport Security AI)

"Applies AI to X-ray machines. 99% accuracy vs 5% for human screeners." Vivid stat, clear problem, simple explanation. Got CNBC coverage.

Stat Punch

DoorDash Thanksgiving Turkeys

A vivid problem-solving narrative that showed the company's resourcefulness and culture.

Storytelling

✌ Pitch Progressions: Watch Them Shrink

Peer-to-Peer Rentals
Before (47 words)
I am the co-founder of BorrowBear, a peer-to-peer rental marketplace scaling at 100% month-over-month...
After (17 words)
We're the fast-growing Airbnb of ... everything. You can lend anything, and generate substantial income.
Prenatal Vitamins
Before
Optimal nutrition shouldn't make you sick, yet prenatal vitamins do just that...
After
Pregnant and sick to your stomach? Drink your daily prenatal vitamins in a refreshing 12oz beverage that inhibits nausea.

Think of it like Paul McCartney. He plays "Yesterday" and "Hey Jude" every single show. He plays them like it's his first time, every time. That's what a great pitch does.

— Josh Constantine, Signal Fire

Media & PR

How to work with journalists — from building relationships to surviving hostile interviews. Featuring Andrew Ross Sorkin (NYT, CNBC).

Andrew Ross Sorkin · NYT & CNBC · Session 6

👥 Building Journalist Relationships

Start Before You Need Them

Establish relationships with journalists you respect BEFORE you have news. Andrew's #1 piece of advice. Find them early in your career, become a source.

Key Insight

When a Journalist Contacts You

First: figure out who they are and what they want. Look up their work. Don't immediately forward to PR — your company "may not always have your own interests at heart."

Self-Protection

The Tennis Match Analogy

A good interview is like a tennis match: "The audience wants to see a rally, not you acing them over and over." Let the journalist have their turns — it makes for a better story.

Sorkin

Use Social Media as a Megaphone

You can now respond directly. If a mistake is published, you can go back to the journalist or go public yourself. You have more power than you think.

Modern Tools

🚨 Responding to Hostile Questions (Crisis Playbook)

From the class case study: your company just got hacked and a reporter is calling with tough questions.

🚫 Never Say These to a Reporter

"It won't happen again"

Overpromising. You can't guarantee this. A journalist will hold you to it.

"It was our fault"

Lawsuit fodder. Acknowledge the situation without accepting legal liability.

"As I said" / "As I mentioned"

Sounds annoyed and condescending. Every answer should feel fresh.

Robotic repetition

Glenn showed the Ed Miliband clip: repeating the exact same answer word-for-word to every question destroyed his credibility instantly.

Word Swaps for Media
Avoid
"remediate"
"We're working quickly"
"going forward"
"no comment"
Say Instead
"fix"
"We're racing"
(just use future tense)
Try to answer everything

Andrew walked through a blizzard to attend the funeral of Glenn's 96-year-old father, whom he'd never met. "You want to be that kind of person." That's what building real relationships looks like.

— Glenn Kramon, on Andrew Ross Sorkin

Great Speeches & Keynotes

What makes Steve Jobs, Oprah, and Lauren Weinstein unforgettable on stage — and how to structure your own.

🎧 The 3 S's of a Keynote

Story

Open with a personal, vivid narrative. Draw them in before making your point.

Statistics

Back up the story with data. Make the stat surprising.

Solutions

Don't just identify problems. Give the audience something to do.

🍎 Steve Jobs iPhone Keynote (2007)

What Made It Masterful

Glenn did a deep analysis of the iPhone keynote and identified what made it work:

Simplicity: No jargon. No spec sheets. Just "a widescreen iPod with touch controls, a revolutionary mobile phone, and a breakthrough internet communications device... these are not three separate devices."
Humor: "Yuck!" (about styluses). Called Starbucks live on stage: "I'd like to order 4,000 lattes to go... just kidding, wrong number."
Visual gimmicks: Used the stage as a prop. Showed, didn't tell. Made the audience feel the magic.
The word "magic": Jobs used it intentionally. He made the audience feel they were witnessing something extraordinary.

🌟 Oprah's Speech

The Power of Cinematic Detail

Glenn highlighted the specific sensory details that made Oprah's speech unforgettable:

"Bone tired from cleaning other people's houses." "His tie was white, and of course his skin was black."

The lesson: don't say "she worked hard" — show us what hard looked like. Don't say "there was racial tension" — describe the tie and the skin.

💡 Speech Essentials

Remember Your Audience

The Honey Badger Rule: "Why should I care?" If you can't answer this for every paragraph, cut it.

Begin with Humor

Self-deprecating. Win them over before the substance. Jobs' "Yuck!" about styluses disarmed the audience immediately.

One Main Thought

Summarize early. Repeat it. Use it as your guide. Jobs: "Today, Apple reinvents the phone."

Keep It Short

The Gettysburg Address: under 300 words, two minutes. If Lincoln can do it in 300 words, so can you.

Nail the Ending

The end is more important than the beginning. Lauren Weinstein's TED talk ended with: "Don't believe everything you think."

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

— Maya Angelou

Using Humor

Humor can be dangerous. But when it works, you become one in a million. Glenn's class is packed with examples.

Never Pre-Announce

"This will make you laugh" kills the joke before you make it.

Self-Deprecating Wins

Make fun of yourself, not others. Emily's dog Olive who "contributes nothing to sustainability beyond trying to eat my recycling."

Punch Up, Not Down

Make sure the target can take it. Humor should build bonds, not burn them.

The Rule of Three

Two like ideas, then a third incongruent one. Setup, setup, punchline.

Less Is More

Carson's Rule: three jokes max on a topic before they get restless.

Reality > Fantasy

Just exaggerate a little. Reality is often funnier than anything you can make up.

😂 Humor Hall of Fame from Class

Vinnie from the Bronx

"Can you tell me where the library's at?" → "Never end a sentence with a preposition." → "Can you tell me where the library's at, a**hole?"

Classic

George Carlin on Airport Language

"They say 'the boarding process.' It's just 'boarding.' And 'pre-board' — how do you get on a plane before you get on a plane?"

Jargon Killer

Corporate Bro on Dating

Natalie & Corporate Bro apply business jargon to dating: "You've been an action item on my list." "I don't have the bandwidth." "Let's circle back." "Let's drill down." Delightfully terrible.

Parody

Alexis Gay on Parents & Tech

Helping parents with technology: "Have you Googled it?" A gentle reminder that humor doesn't need to be elaborate.

Relatable

Steve Jobs at Starbucks

Called Starbucks live on stage during the iPhone keynote: "I'd like to order 4,000 lattes to go... just kidding, wrong number." The audience erupted.

Live Demo

📱 Texting: Where Humor Goes to Die

The Dangers of Texting

93% of communication is non-verbal — and texting strips it all away. Glenn and students explored how text symbols carry unintended meaning:

A period now feels aggressive. "OK." vs "OK" — the first one reads angry.
"K" = you're in trouble.
"inks" ≠ "I appreciate your hard work. Thanks."
Be careful with brevity in texting — what feels efficient to you may feel cold to them.

Giving Written Feedback & Gratitude

The most important chapter for future leaders — plus how to write gratitude notes people keep forever.

📝 The 6 Rules of Written Feedback

1

Convey You Want Them to Succeed

If they sense you want them to succeed, they'll take any criticism. Tom Friedman's line: "People can smell the difference a mile away."

2

Say What You Like, Then What You'd Like

Never say what you dislike — say how to make it better. "I liked X. I'd like to see more of Y."

3

Use Vivid Examples

The single biggest weakness in feedback is the absence of specific examples. Don't say "good job" — say exactly what was good and why.

4

Write TO Them, Not About Them

Conversational letter, not third-person report. "You did X beautifully" not "The employee demonstrated competence in X."

5

Focus on Work, Not Personality

Review performance, not personality. Avoid psychoanalyzing. Stick to observable actions and outcomes.

6

No Surprises & Always Say Thank You

Tough news face-to-face first. The review should be a precious souvenir — something they keep.

💌 Writing Gratitude Notes (Show, Don't Tell)

From Session 3: Glenn taught that gratitude notes should be cinematic — describe the specific scene where this person impacted you.

The Swim Coach

A student wrote about a swim coach who held them accountable — not with generic praise, but by describing the specific 5:30 AM poolside scene, the exact words said, the moment of breakthrough.

Cinematic

The Nigeria Arrival

A student described arriving in Nigeria — the specific sights, sounds, and feelings — and how a particular person made that transition bearable. Vivid detail > vague appreciation.

Sensory

"Against the Grain" Letter

A letter to a difficult boss at Microsoft. Instead of generic thanks, the student described the specific moments of tough-love mentorship that shaped their career.

Honest

AI can write a gratitude note. But it can't write about the potato vending machine on that one street in Poland that changed your life. Only you can write the vivid, personal details that make someone cry.

— Glenn Kramon, on why AI can't replace personal writing

Writing Opinion Pieces

Tips from Glenn Kramon and a video message from Nick Kristof in South Sudan.

Choose an Argument, Not a Topic

Start with something contentious — that others might disagree with. "AI in education" is a topic. "MBA programs should require AI courses" is an argument.

Start With a Bang

They'll read the headline and half a paragraph. Don't clear your throat. Don't "set the stage." Just begin.

Tell One Person's Story

One or two stories + persuasive stats. Not five stories. The reader needs someone to root for.

"Why You?" and "Why Now?"

Connect to something timely. Show your unique angle. Why are YOU the person to write this?

Get the Other Side

Acknowledge the counterargument. Show you've considered it. Then explain why you're still right.

Propose Solutions

Give a model of where what you want is already happening. Don't just diagnose — prescribe.

📰 Op-Ed Topics from Class

Chinese AI Policy

A student used their unique perspective growing up between China and America to write about AI regulation.

Unique Angle

Spirituality in the MBA

Should MBA curricula include spirituality? A contentious argument that provoked classroom debate.

Provocative

Video Games as the New MBA

An argument that gaming teaches leadership, strategy, and teamwork better than case studies.

Surprising

Childcare Costs in the Bay Area

Personal experience + data. A deeply felt argument backed by numbers.

Personal + Data

If you're struggling to find a topic, ask yourself: "What makes me mad?"

— Glenn Kramon

LinkedIn & The War on Jargon

Rachel Conrad on writing your "About Me" — the single most high-value paragraph in your career — and why jargon is killing your writing.

Rachel Conrad · Sessions 3 & 4

👤 Your LinkedIn "About Me"

Your LinkedIn About Me section is the single most high-value paragraph in your entire career. It's the first thing investors, recruiters, journalists, and partners read. Make it count.

— Rachel Conrad

🏆 Model "About Me" Examples from Class

Rachel Conrad

"I built a team that took Impossible Foods US brand awareness from zero to 56% without a single ad."

Leads with a specific, impressive metric. No jargon. Shows both competence and the scale of impact.

Gold Standard

Glenn Kramon

"I'm a professional weight lifter, but my weights are words."

Unexpected metaphor. Memorable. Warm. Makes you want to know more.

Metaphor

South Bronx Bridge-Builder

"I saw firsthand how talent is deeply distributed but opportunity isn't... debating the best anime of all time."

Mixing mission with personality. The anime detail makes you real.

Mission + Personality

Swiss Army Knife

"I started investment banking in New York during the financial crisis. I've mowed lawns... in search of large meals."

Humor + range. The "large meals" detail is human and warm.

Humor

Microsoft Career Pivot

"Once a programmer... survives on air fryer experiments, still waiting for Liverpool to win every year."

Personal interests make the professional story human.

Interests

What NOT to Write

"Thought partner" — Glenn flagged this for a Singapore policy maker. It's meaningless jargon. Replace it with what you actually DO.

"I drive synergies for impact innovation" — What does this mean? Nothing. No one knows. Not even you.

💣 The Jargon Kill List

Rachel Conrad's most despised words — and what to say instead. Glenn reinforces: "Show, don't tell. If you say 'proven leader,' give the specific example that proves it."

🚫 Kill✅ Say Instead
leverageuse
incentivizemotivate
mitigatereduce
iterateimprove upon
pain pointproblem
deliverablestasks / goals / results
synergize(just delete it)
productize(describe what you actually built)
strategizeplan
empower / enablehelp
innovate(show what you created)
disrupt(show what you changed)
drive(most overused word in business — be specific)
remediatefix

💡 The Show, Don't Tell Principle

Telling
"Proven leader with extensive experience driving cross-functional teams"

"Passionate about innovation and disruption"

"Results-oriented professional"
Showing
"Led a 12-person team that took Impossible Foods from zero to 56% brand awareness — without a single ad"

"Built the first AI X-ray scanner for airports. 99% accuracy vs. 5% for humans."

"Trained 4,000 people from my neighborhood in tech skills after seeing one man on a roof dreaming of a better life"

If your About Me could belong to anyone else in your industry, it's not specific enough. Your potato-vending-machine-in-Poland moment is what makes you unforgettable.

— Glenn Kramon, combining AI and LinkedIn lessons

Save Yourself: 16 Life Lessons

Glenn Kramon's parting wisdom, inspired by Jacob Marley.

01

Be 1 in a Million

Never begin a cold-call with "I hope you are well." Corporate Bro's reaction video says it all.

02

Don't Care What Others Think

"What other people think is none of your damn business."

03

Know Your Glass Balls

Some balls are plastic, some glass. Don't drop the glass ones.

04

Try Not to Say No

Stay open to opportunities and experiences. Walk through blizzards for people.

05

Want What You Have

"It's not having what you want. It's wanting what you have."

06

Retain Your Identity

Don't become too dependent on someone else for your identity.

07

Financial Independence

Share the load. Don't bet your life on someone else.

08

Expand, Don't Shrink

Get to know people of all ages and backgrounds.

09

Cross-Gender Friendships

Your life will be enriched and you will be happier.

10

Be For Something

"Do not lose your enthusiasm." — Ken Burns

11

Stick Together

Remember what both parties accomplished together in 1965.

12

Noblesse Oblige

Act with generosity toward those less privileged. Joe Barreto saw a man on a roof and built a training empire.

13

Let Go of Anger

Think positively. Don't dwell on the past. Don't believe everything you think.

14

Expel Toxins

Replace 4-5 toxic relationships with 50 uplifting ones.

15

Appreciate This Time

"Once you land on the shore, you'll realize how far you've gone."

16

Scatter Joy

"The wish to scatter joy and not pain around us." — Emerson

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⚡ Cold Email Coach

Paste your cold email below and get instant feedback based on the 11 rules from Winning Writing, plus jargon detection, forbidden word checks, and the show-don't-tell principle from Rachel Conrad.

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